And the winners are:

This is a song
about a man named Sean
Its kinda short
but i dont care
cus Sean Brostl is a god!

Sean Broestl!
Sean Broestl!
Sean Bro... e.... stl......!

He is a god
nothing rhymes with god
I gata go
but remember that
this song really aint half bad!

- Gabriel Hinojsoa Jr.

Title: I Was Locked by Wolve (sung to the tune of "YMCA")

Wolve, he's got a key in his hand
I said Wolve, he's going to lock all your threads
Yes Wolve, and if you piss him off
He's going to do something called

Locking, he's got mod privlages
He has no fear, he's much higher than you
So beware, or you just may have to go
By the AOD shop

I've got a shirt that says "I was locked by wolve!"
Yes my shirt it says "I was locked by wolve!"
I got it from cafepress for just nineteen dollars
I even got a great mug too
I've got a clock that says "I was locked by wolve!"
My boxers even say "I was locked by wolve!"
I asked a simple question and what did I get?
I got a thread that's locked right now

Wolve, he's got no sympathy
You know Wolve, he needs no evil twin
Come on Wolve, could you cut me some slack
And let me ask this one question

Tell me, was that neccessary
Lockmasta, you need to be locked up too
But now that, I've been locked fifteen times
I just can't seem to sleep at night

I hate to say that I was locked by wolve
Everyone else can say "I was locked by wolve"
Now why did you lock a perfectly good post
In AOD's glitch disc forum
It's so not fun to say "I was locked by wolve"
Or is it good to say "I was locked by wolve"
Well he did have a point but it's kinda unfair
So I'll just give him negative ratings

Wolve, how can you have any friends
Wolve tell me, do you lock them up too
Wolve no baka, that was a real nice post
But now I have to make another

To the, OT forum I go
Where I shall, not be attacked by you
However, da Original S Man
May just try to lock me up too

I've got a shirt that says "I was locked by wolve!"
Yes my shirt it says "I was locked by wolve!"
I got it from cafepress for just nineteen dollars
I even got a great mug too
I've got a clock that says "I was locked by wolve!"
My boxers even say "I was locked by wolve!"
I asked a simple question and what did I get?
I got a thread that's locked right now

-Neko-chan

yeaaaahhh he's the greatest the greatest mod hes like a god yeaaahhh like a god who knows stuff stuff like japan and... other stuff!!! yeaaahhhh Mr. Marken... a really nice guy because I'm sucking up to him yeaaahhhh JMarken The J stands for James and Marken stands for Moderating Asshole Retard Kinky Evil Nimrod yeahhhhhh We love JaAAAAAAAAAAAAAmmmmmEEEEEESSS! yeah yeah We love James. We love James. We love James. ---------------------

http://www.chirpiegirl.com/j_mark_74VBR.mp3

-Ryan Kramer

Hark! There goes leleil,
Elven mod of Nihongo lore.
With just locks and true aim,
He banishes vile trolls
>From between the forum threads.
Deep is his knowledge
Of Eastern realms, of flames,
And of (C)hobit's ways,
To protect the forum from
Evil lurkers in the land
Where the shadow lays.

-Dahn Truong

To be sung to the tune of Nine Inch Nails' "Perfect Drug"...

"I got this post, and the anger is showing
Can't keep control, can't keep track of where it's traveling
I got my judgement, but my judgement's no good
And you're the only one that's understood
I push ahead, knowing you'll be stopping me
I shouldn't go so you're logging in and locking me
Bad feedback, now you're blocking my IP
I act angry but, I know I brought it on me

...and you mod me...
...and you mod me...
...and you mod me...
...and you mod me!

You are the perfect mod, the perfect mod, the perfect mod
You are the perfect mod, the perfect mod, the perfect mod

You're diplomatic when my anger's all pent up inside
I see the truth, when I'm all stupid eyed
The kindly warnings touch my heart
Without you everything just falls apart

I have a question, really retail stuff but hey
You politely, let me put it up anyway
Now you must edit my posts one by one
Have to admit, without you the board's less fun

...and you mod me...
...and you mod me...
...and you mod me...
...and you mod me!

You are the perfect mod, the perfect mod, the perfect mod
You are the perfect mod, the perfect mod, the perfect mod
(repeat and fade)

My name and address are:

Thomas Sarachan

The Glitchy Player
-------------------

In the dead of night
a shimmering light
glint of a disc
and the DVD was made...

When the tray ejects
a place is made...
positions the laser head
another player's dead

I'm a hardware reviewer
a DVD user
a region player
with an addicting habit
FIND THE GLITCHES!

I've got a sharp eye
for quality issues
and I predict, a decent player
a flickering shadow
and this shadow was a glitch
and the night air echos...
FIND THE GLITCHES!

FIND THE GLITCHES! (repeat as music fades out)

-James Magnan

(Sing to the tune of "Secret Agent Man")

There's a man who leads a life of danger
To all the fourm he stays a stranger
With every lock he makes another chance he takes
Odds are he won't live to see tomorrow

Secret AgtFox, secret AgtFox
They've given you an avatar and taken away your name

Beware of pretty faces that you find (in the fourm gallery)
A pretty face can hide an evil mind
Ah, be careful what you say
Or you'll give yourself away
Odds are you won't live to see tomorrow

Secret AgtFox, secret AgtFox
They've given you an avatar and taken away your name

Secret AgtFox, secret AgtFox
They've given you an avatar and taken away your name

Swingin' on the OT fourm one day
And then layin' in the Region 1 next day
Oh no, you let the wrong word slip
While locking their persuasive lips
The odds are you won't live to see tomorrow

Secret AgtFox, secret AgtFox
They've given you an avatar and taken away your name

Secret AgtFox!

-Jonathan Mays

Hans Christian Eikanger!
Hans Christian Eikanger!
Hans Christian Eik...an...ger...!

H C E is music to everyones ears
He make fans, call him dear
b-cus when, he makes music
it makes fans jump up!, jump up!,
jump up! and get down
jump up!, jump up!, jump up! and get down!

No winner.

* Just Lock 'em *

So here's a song,
About a mod.
He guards the OT,
and locks up those nimrods.
He rules the OT,
with an iron fist!
And some humour with
A little bit of a twist!

(Chorus)
Fast fast fast
Quick quick quick
Lock 'em all down!

Slow go, no go.
Lock 'em all down!

Slow go, no go.
Lock 'em all down!


Political!
Religious!
Redundant!
Non-sensible!
Wrong forum!
ACCESS DENIED!


(Chorus)
Fast fast fast
Quick quick quick
Lock 'em all down!

Slow go, no go.
Lock 'em all down!

(Chorus/Repeat x 2)
Fast fast fast
Quick quick quick
Slow go, no go.
Lock 'em all down! All the way down! All the way down! All the way downnnnnnnnnn!!!

-Morgan Law

(To the tune of the 60's Spiderman cartoon theme)

Cyber 3, Cyber 3,
Manga maniac Cyber 3
Right to left, black and white
Reads all day, reads all night

Hey there, here comes the Cyber 3


Cyber 3, Cyber 3,
Odd off-topic post Cyber 3

Policing threads, on the can
There's no escape, for trolls man

Hey there, here comes the Cyber 3


In the chill of night, at the hint of a flame
Like a streak of light, she will Cyberlock the lame


Cyber 3, Cyber 3,
She's cute for a mod, isn't she?

This song is bad, I'll agree
But hey the prize is no DVD

To her, life is a great big thread,
Wherever's there's a thread,
you'll find the Cyber 3.

-Matt Seidl